Da is a Russian word which means 'yes'. In my entire life i have said 'no' to Subway only a few times that is why the post is titled as 'yes subway'. The bracketed term is also yes Subway in Arabic.You might be wondering why Arabic the reason for this is excess of 'Call of Duty', the op-for clan speaks Arabic and it sounds real good for example when you plant a clay-more the player shouts out
"Zaaallllllllaaaaaaaaal(actually zaaraaard Claaaay-moore"(زراعة كلايمور) (planting claymore)
(Google Translate http://bit.ly/nIHpQR)
Try this link and type "planting claymore" and click on the sound button on the Arabic side.
Note: Subway is the food chain owned by Doctor's Associates
Subway was first introduced to me in the freshman year of my college and ever since i haven't denied going to the heavenly place. The Patiala subway is located somewhere in 'Leela Bhawan' and if you are a student at Thapar University and you don't know where it is then you should go and frag yourself.
As u enter Subway you cross an invisible curtain of air and you enter this celestial place , the first thing that you sense is the aroma of fresh vegetables and for a moment you are carried away. The shop is a standard Subway setup nothing special about the preparing area.
Now i will tell you how you get your sub prepared , there is a standard procedure that one should follow
1. Quickly decide what do you want to have (although its real difficult)
2. Get the sub toasted and if you are planning to put Barbecue sauce , tell the person who is making your sub to put some sauce before the salad.The sauce is absorbed by the bread and adds to the flavour(This thing was discovered by Alamjot Singh, so all thanks to him).
3. Decide what all veggies do you want.
4. The most difficult part is choosing the sauces, if you have a particular taste go for it but if you can't decide then go for the following combination Mayo+Southwest+black pepper(all time favorite)
5. Pay the man
Now for all those who want to relish the sub to the most read this part carefully
The shop in Patiala has a basement for sitting, there are 4 double seat and 4 single seat couches which are brownish in color. Make sure you get one of them otherwise its your loss. The black couches are useless and you should sit there only if you have no other option. The brown couches also known as "bhand "(भंड)sofas .
'Bhand' is the hindi equivalent of stoned. These couches are one of the best you will ever come across in any food joint you visit. Man you have to trust me on this one. Eat your Subway at your usual speed and then when you are done you should not leave immediately but should sit for a while(the while depends on your state of mind-sober,drunk etc). For extreme comfort you should lie on your couch as low as possible , if possible try to keep your abdomen horizontal and your lower back as horizontal as possible and then you must let the sub you just ate to sink in.
Before every sub i pray "Long Live the Sub"
